"The Waterboy" quotes

(1998)

Movie The Waterboy

Title The Waterboy
Year 1998
Director Frank Coraci
Genre Comedy, Sport

Plot – Bobby Boucher is 30 and lives in a small town in Louisiana with his overprotective female parent. Because of her, Bobby's occupation is to comport the water to the local college football game team. The players like to tease him and sometimes the coach joins them too. When Klein, a new bus, arrives, Bobby'due south life changes every bit he teaches the guy to defend himself and encourages him to train with the others players. Bobby begins to fulfill himself and wants to continue playing football simply his mother discourages him. The guy then decides for the offset fourth dimension to do everything by himself: he enrolls in college, joins the team and learns how to play. At the cease of the season, Bobby leads the team to the victory and is carried in triumph by his friends. Now he can encounter his girlfriend's mother with self-confidence. During their wedding, Bobby's father comes back home after xx years, simply his female parent threatens him and then bad that the homo runs away over again, while the happy couple leaves for the honeymoon.

All actors – Adam Sandler, Kathy Bates, Henry Winkler, Fairuza Cramp, Jerry Reed, Lawrence Gilliard Jr., Blake Clark, Peter Dante, Jonathan Loughran, Al Whiting, Clint Howard, Allen Covert

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  • "- Rita: Is in that location a daughter you lot're seein'?
    - Robert 'Bobby' Boucher Jr.: Seein'? Uh, I see a lot of girls... I see a lot of guys besides.
    - Rita: I think that's sexy, you lot ever been with a guy and girl at the aforementioned time?
    - Robert 'Bobby' Boucher Jr.: Oh yea, plenty of times. The other dark, I was with my Mama and Motorcoach Klein at the same time."

    - Rita
    Adam Sandler - Robert 'Bobby' Boucher Jr.
  • "- Casey Bugge: He poked me in the heart!
    - Robert 'Bobby' Boucher Jr.: Captain Insano shows no mercy."

    Al Whiting - Casey Bugge
    Adam Sandler - Robert 'Bobby' Boucher Jr.
  • "Water sucks. It really really sucks. H2o sucks."
    Henry Winkler - Motorcoach Klein
  • "I am non what yous would call a handsome man. The good Lord chose not to bless me with... with charm, athletic ability... or a fully functional encephalon."
    Clint Howard - Paco
  • "I similar Vicky, and she likes me back! And she showed me her boobies and I similar them too!"
    Adam Sandler - Robert 'Bobby' Boucher Jr.
  • "You can do it! Cutting his fucking head off!"
    Rob Schneider - Townie
  • "- Robert 'Bobby' Boucher Jr.: And then that'due south what opening upwards a can of whoop-ass feels like.
    - Motorbus Klein: Son, you but opened up a whole case of whoop-donkey."

    Adam Sandler - Robert 'Bobby' Boucher Jr.
    Henry Winkler - Charabanc Klein
  • "Y'all tin practice it, yous tin do it all night long."
    Rob Schneider - Townie
  • "- Paco: Look at Bobby tackle. I haven't seen a tackle like that since Joe Montana.
    - Walter: Joe Montana was a quarterback, you lot idiot.
    - Paco: I said Joe Mantegna."

    Clint Howard - Paco
    Allen Covert - Walter
  • "My Mama says that alligators are ornery because they got all them teeth and no toothbrush."
    Adam Sandler - Robert 'Bobby' Boucher Jr.
  • "- Coach Klein: Bobby, can you do that for me every game?
    - Robert 'Bobby' Boucher Jr.: Passenger vehicle, non only volition I practise it for yous, I... I... I... yeah, aye, I'll do it for y'all."
    Henry Winkler - Coach Klein
    Adam Sandler - Robert 'Bobby' Boucher Jr.
  • "Oh no! We suck again!" Rob Schneider - Townie
  • "Let'due south kick some names and take some ass!"
    Allen Covert - Walter
  • "- Robert 'Bobby' Boucher Jr.: Mama, Vicky is an astrologist.
    - Helen 'Mama' Boucher: I don't believe in that sort of affair personally. Astrology is i of the many tools of the devil."

    Adam Sandler - Robert 'Bobby' Boucher Jr.
    Kathy Bates - Helen 'Mama' Boucher
  • You don't accept what they call "the social skills". That's why y'all never take whatever friends, 'cept fo' yo' mama.
    Kathy Bates - Helen 'Mama' Boucher
  • "- Young Bobby Boucher: Mama, when did Ben Franklin invent electricity?
    - Helen 'Mama' Boucher: That's nonsense, I invented electricity. Ben Franklin is the Devil!"

    Jamie Williams - Immature Bobby Boucher
    Kathy Bates - Helen 'Mama' Boucher
  • "- Helen 'Mama' Boucher: Bobby, deh ever catch dat gorilla that busted outa da zoo and punched y'all in da middle?
    - Robert 'Bobby' Boucher Jr.: No Mama, the search continues."

    Kathy Bates - Helen 'Mama' Boucher
    Adam Sandler - Robert 'Bobby' Boucher Jr.